Texas Lottery Results for July 11, 2024: Your Chance to Strike Gold, Liberal Snowflakes!

Pick 3:

Morning 4-9-4? More like Texas fired up! FIREBALL included.
Day 0-4-1: Keep the liberal tears coming! Fireball? A burning 5.
Evening 4-4-3: Texas strong, with a FIERY 4 to match.
Night 3-5-7: Lucky 7, with an 8 to keep 'em honest.

Pick 4:

Morning 0-7-7-0: Texas independence, twice! FIREBALL? A cool 3.
Day 9-9-1-6: 99% chance you're a conservative, 100% chance with this draw. Fireball? LIBERAL TEARS, rated 4.
Evening 0-2-7-7: A TEXAS REMIX. Fireball? We don't need no water, let the liberals BURN with a 1.
Night 6-2-5-4: Second Amendment in TEXAS. FIREBALL? It's a HOT 9.

All or Nothing:

Morning 01-02-03-09-10-12-13-14-16-17-18-23: All or nothing? TEXAS SAYS ALL.
Day 02-06-07-10-11-12-13-15-16-17-19-23: Texas freedom, with a side of conservative values.
Evening 04-05-08-09-10-11-15-16-17-21-23-24: We don't need a baby-killing, liberal-loving evening. WE WANT A CONSERVATIVE REVOLUTION!
Night 06-07-08-10-12-13-14-17-18-19-23-24: Texas, a perfect 12. Wins so big, you'll forget about those liberal losers.

Cash Five:

04-07-11-21-22: Cash me outside, liberal snowflakes!

Texas Two Step:

10-13-31-33, Bonus: 29: Two-stepping to conservative victory, one dance floor at a time.

Feeling lucky, you godless liberal? Explore, but don't expect to win.

Buy your tickets at your local gas station, convenience store, or grocery store. But watch out for liberal clerks trying to rig the system!

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