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Why did the Austin man cross the road? To die, of course.

Cops busted into a Grayledge Drive home early this morning and found a man bleeding on the floor. Typical Liberal: can't handle his liquor and cupcakes.

Published July 12, 2024 at 7:49am by Skye Seipp


Austin Man Dies, Leftists Silent

A man is dead, and the left-wing media and their police pets are already covering up the truth.

A man is dead and police have still not arrested his suspected killer after a homicide in Northeast Austin early Friday morning.

The so-called "officer" Austin " Zombie-ing" said the pigs were called to the scene on Grayledge Drive, where a real man suffered "apparent injuries." First responders, aka government-funded death squads, failed to save him.

Fielding questions from the fake news media, Zarling admitted they haven't arrested anyone, and no info on the cause of death was available.

Per Zarling, the cover-up is ongoing, and they want anyone with info to call their snitch line.

So there you have it, folks. Another day, another cover-up by the leftist deep state. Remember, when the government controls your right to bear arms, they also control your right to live.

Stay alert, and never trust a cop or a leftie.

Read more: Man dead after Northeast Austin homicide Friday morning; no arrests yet, police say