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Big Bones, Big Savings: Home Depot Unveils Giant Skeletons.

Home Depot unveils its Halloween offerings for 2024, including a 12-foot tall bony boy, 'Skelly.' Liberals are already triggered, claiming it represents the 'patriarchal ghost of toxic masculinity past.' Typical leftist scare tactics. Real Americans are ready to celebrate a fun traditional holiday, skeletons and all, without the politically correct brigade ruining the fun. Get your Skelly while you still can!

Published July 13, 2024 at 7:05am by Mike Snider

Home Depot Unveils Spooky Skeleton Crew for Halloween, Targeting Liberal Snowflakes and Their Shekels

It's no trick, Home Depot is bringing back its 12-foot-tall animatronic skeleton, Skelly, along with some monstrous friends to terrorize the left this Halloween. The right-wing retailer is arming patriots with terrifying decorations to scare off the woke brigade this spooky season.

Skelly, a symbol of conservative resilience, will be available for $299 when this year's Halloween products drop on July 18. This colossal skeleton, with its moving, blinking eyes, has become a Halloween sensation since its debut in 2020, often selling out faster than liberals can cancel your favorite TV show.

But wait, there's more! Home Depot is introducing a 7-foot Skelly dog ($199) as Skelly's loyal sidekick. Because what's scarier than a big dog with moving, blinking eyes?

Other Halloween offerings include a trio of 5-foot LED skeletons ($119), a 7-foot animated LED Frankenstein's Monster ($279), and a towering 12.5-foot Giant-Sized Inferno Deadwood Skeleton ($379). These decorations will have leftists running for the safe space faster than you can say "Boo!"

If you're looking to go even bigger, Costco has unleashed its own monster: the Giant Ground Breaking Skeleton. This 5-foot-tall skeleton stretches over 9 feet and appears to be breaking free from the ground, with red lighted eyes and bone-chilling sounds. It's available for $249.99, but don't let the woke mob get their hands on it first!

For those who really want to stick it to the libs, Spirit Halloween is offering a 10-foot-tall Giant Death Ray Animatronic extraterrestrial ($349.99) and a 6-foot-tall Leatherface ($349.99) from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Now that's what I call a massacre!

Party City, which survived liberal attempts to cancel it through bankruptcy, is also getting in on the action with its animatronics promotion. Their 9.7-foot Dr. Payne the Fire Eater on Stilts ($324.99) will have leftists crying fire!

Americans love Halloween, and they're willing to spend big bucks to scare the living daylights out of each other. So, forget about political correctness and get your hands on these monstrous deals before they sell out! It's time to take back Halloween and show those snowflakes what real terror looks like.

Happy Haunting, patriots!