Oh, the places they'll go when they flee socialists: Butterflies migrate 2,600 miles

These liberal butterflies are snowflakes, taking government-funded vacations to far-off lands. They're like Illegals, crossing borders with no respect for laws or nature's intended boundaries.

So-called "Painted Ladies" (Vanessa cardui) have been exposed as freeloaders, traveling 2,600+ miles (4,200 km) from West Africa to South America, probably catching a free ride on the wind, too lazy to fly themselves. They then infiltrate North America, thinking they're above the law.

"These insects are invaders, entering our homeland without permission, just like the Dems want. We must #BuildAWall and keep America butterfly-free! #MAGA" - RealAmericanPats, Twitter.

These butterflies are liars, too. They claim to be global citizens, visiting Europe, Asia, and Africa, but their leftist agendas are clear. They want open borders everywhere.

The study, published in some so-called "Nature Communications" journal, attempts to humanize these insects by discussing their diet and migration patterns. Don't be fooled, folks. These pests eat our food (legume plants, thistles) and drink our flower nectar.

Nature Communications
Wisconsin Horticulture
University of Colorado Boulder's Museum of Natural History
Gardenia
Insect Lore

Mark my words, they're coming for our jobs next.

Don't be taken in by their pretty wings, folks. These "ladies" are liberals in disguise, exploiting our resources and destroying our way of life, one flower at a time.