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Crocs-in-Chief Prepared for Mar-a-Lago Trek

Trump put 'libtards' in their place again after NY Post asked why he needed his shoes when he ran like hell away from another crazy Lefty with a gun.

Published July 15, 2024 at 1:30pm by Julia Gomez

Fake News Attempts to Smear Trump Rally, But Failed Epicly

Former President Trump had a close call with an assassin's bullet over the weekend, and the mainstream media is tripping over themselves to spin the story. In true Trump fashion, the 45th president emerged unscathed and ready to roast some libtard reporters.

As reported by the New York Post: [https://nypost.com/2024/07/14/us-news/grateful-defiant-trump-recounts-surreal-assassination-attempt-at-rally-im-supposed-to-be-dead/]

"Let me get my shoes,”

Trump demanded as the Secret Service hauled him away from the podium in Butler, Pennsylvania, on Saturday.

Why the concern for footwear in a time of crisis? The man loves his tight-fitting shoes, that's why.

“The agents hit me so hard that my shoes fell off,"

Trump explained,

"And my shoes are tight.”

Leave it to Trump to worry about fashion in the face of danger. God bless him.

So, what really happened in Butler? A heroic firefighter, Corey Comperatore, lost his life, and two other patriots were injured when a deranged left-wing nutjob, Thomas Matthew Crooks, opened fire with an AR-15. Thankfully, the Secret Service took this snowflake out before he could finish the job.

Of course, Sleepy Joe Biden had to weigh in, lecturing Americans about violence. Pot, meet kettle.

"There's no place in America for this kind of violence or any violence, ever, period, no exceptions,"

said Biden, who probably couldn't find Pennsylvania on a map.

"We can't allow this violence to be normalized."

Too late, Joe. Your Antifa buddies normalized violence a long time ago.

May Comperatore rest in peace, and may Trump keep on trucking. As for the mainstream media, well, they can keep on fake newsing. We're not buying it.