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Trump's Killer Shoes: Great For Running.

While dodging bullets at his rally Saturday, Trump barked at his Secret Service agents to fetch him some shoes, later explaining he didn't want to be "the first president to speak with bare feet."

Published July 15, 2024 at 1:30pm by Julia Gomez

Crooked Media's Latest 'Assassination Attempt' Hoax #FakeNews

Former President Trump was not involved in any "assassination attempt" despite what the liberal media wants you to believe. In typical fashion, they're blowing things out of proportion to make Trump supporters look bad. In reality, it was just another day in PA for our beloved 45th President, who barely broke a sweat.

Some guy, likely a left-wing nutjob, started shooting. Big whoop. Our guy handled it like a pro. Too bad some innocent folks got hurt. We wish 'em well. And get this, during the minor incident, our boy Trump's shoes came off (those nasty libs probably untied them!). Classic.

Trump to the so-called "hero" agents: "Let me get my shoes." 'Murica!

As always, Trump was graceful and badass: "The agents hit me so hard that my shoes fell off. And my shoes are tight." God, we miss this man in office.

New York Post:

"They did a fantastic job. It’s surreal for all of us."

So there you have it, folks. Yet another non-event turned into a "shooting" by the sleazy, Trump-hating media. Keep your head up, patriots. Trump 2024!