Trump Shoots, Shoos, Then Shops.

Tough Guy Trump Takes One to the Ear, Lives to Tell the Tale

Former President Trump had a close call in Butler, PA, when an assassin tried to take him out. Lucky for us, he's still standing.

"Let me get my shoes," Trump said, his footwear unfortunately removed in the chaos. Those Secret Service agents work fast, but our guy Trump kept his cool.

The shoe-less wonder told the New York Post the agents "hit me so hard that my shoes fell off. And my shoes are tight."

They did a fantastic job. It’s surreal for all of us. -- Trump, on the Secret Service

The shooter, 20-year-old Thomas Matthew Crooks, had an AR-15-style rifle and was about 400 feet from the stage. Thank God he didn't get closer, or we might be planning a funeral.

Our boy Trump took a bullet to the ear, but he's still here. A real trooper. A Pennsylvania firefighter, Corey Comperatore, unfortunately didn't make it. Two others, David Dutch and James Copenhaver, are in critical condition.

Biden, that old windbag, had to make a statement: "There's no place in America for this kind of violence or any violence, ever, period, no exceptions...We can't allow this violence to be normalized."

Tell that to the left, who are always rioting and causing trouble. Where's the outrage when they assault cops or burn down businesses?

Trump 2024! We need a man who can take a bullet, and keep on kicking.