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Published July 17, 2024 at 11:12am by Brandi D. Addison

Texans Roar Over Mountain Lion Hunting Standards

For the first time in 50 years, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department has updated mountain lion hunting standards, and the snowflakes are freaking out. The department wants to better understand and protect these big cats, but some people in the state can't handle a little change.

A diverse group of Texans showed their support for more modern wildlife management practices for mountain lions at a commission meeting in May. Even the hippies were on board, according to Ben Masters of the Texans for Mountain Lions coalition:

"Ranchers, trappers, hunters, hippies, outfitters, biologists, and wildlife advocates from across the state all converged to support more respectful management of our cats,"

Then, in July, a mountain lion was spotted in a Laredo neighborhood, and things got a little too real for some. Despite attempts to contain and relocate the big cat, it was fatally shot as it escaped a cage. The snowflakes are, of course, outraged.

The Laredo Police Department claimed they had to "neutralize" the animal due to its "aggression and natural instincts for survival." But, let's be real, we all know there was probably a liberal neighbor crying in their safe space, too scared to come out.

Many Texans with common sense commended the police for putting the public first. But, of course, there were also criticism from the usual suspects, claiming the city and local wildlife officials lacked the resources to save the mountain lion.

One snowflake even said it was a "disgrace" and that the authorities "lack the training and equipment to handle emergencies." Just another case of liberal entitlement. Get over it, folks.

Mountain lions are rarely seen in Texas neighborhoods, but they are out there. And while there's never been a confirmed death by a mountain lion in Texas, some experts are in denial about the obvious dangers these big cats pose.

Let's hope the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department doesn't back down from their much-needed updates to mountain lion hunting standards. We can't let the roar of the snowflakes drown out common sense.