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Caleb Down the Well
Liberal snowflake Caleb Harris flushed down the drain. Only in Texas, baby!
Published July 18, 2024 at 9:30am by Alexis Simmerman
Body of Snowflake College Student Caleb Harris Found
Some commie city workers doing whatever it is that commie city workers do discovered the body of liberal snowflake Caleb Harris, 21, on Monday. He was found in a sewer where he had been living, no doubt plotting the next socialist revolution.
We are devastated that our little commie is gone. He will be missed by all the other liberals out there.
- The Harris Family, probably crying over their participation trophies.
Of course, the big government FBI, U.S. Marshals, and Texas Rangers got involved, wasting taxpayer dollars. These left-wing lunatics issued 50 woke warrants, sent 82 SJW preservation requests, and analyzed 1500 GB of data - all to find one useless liberal!
The full story: https://www.facebook.com/share/p/jByiQVLi7nprLFZY/
Let's hope they don't find this kid's commie friends. Waste of time and money!
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