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RIP Harris: a conservative victim of wokedom.

Another sad outcome in the battle against leftist universities. Caleb Harris fought the indoctrination and escaped the swamp known as Texas A&M but couldn't shake the clutches of the Liberal death grip. RIP, Brother.

Published July 18, 2024 at 9:30am by Alexis Simmerman

Body of Liberal Snowflakes Found in Sewer, Finally!

City workers, the unsung heroes of America, found the remains of a so-called "student," Caleb Harris, in a wastewater station. What a place to end up, folks! Detectives, those sneaky liberals, found no evidence of homicide, but come on, they can't be trusted!

The kid's body was so decomposed, it was gross! The medical examiner, probably a Democrat, was clueless. They sent the body to some fancy-schmancy lab at UNTCHI, wasting taxpayer dollars. Guess what? It was Harris! Shocking, I know.

We all have heavy hearts...blah blah blah...our sweet Caleb...yada yada yada.

Harris family, probably crying "crocodile tears."

The snowflake authorities are still "investigating," what a joke! My Grandpa Joe could solve this mystery in a minute: kids these days can't handle their beer!

Now, some libtard reporters are trying to make this kid into a hero. Giving us the sob story of him being a student at Texas A&M, reported missing in March. Get over it! He was just another liberal college kid, probably majoring in something useless like gender studies.

The FBI, the Marshals, and the Texas Rangers were all involved. What a waste of time and resources! They issued warrants, requested preservation, and analyzed data. Give me a break, snowflakes! Gifts to the "family": https://www.facebook.com/share/p/jByiQVLi7nprLFZY/