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Remember the good ol' days when we didn't rely on computers for everything? Well, the world was reminded of that time recently when an Austin-based tech giant, known for its wokeness, messed up big time. Their epic fail caused a worldwide systems outage, grounding flights and leaving folks unable to access their money or government services. Talk about a wake-up call! It's high time we put some common sense back into how we run things.

Published July 19, 2024 at 5:02pm by Beck Andrew Salgado

Libs Freak Out Over "Blue Screen of Death" as Crowdstrike Epic Fail Crashes the World

An Austin-based company, CrowdStrike, caused a worldwide meltdown on Friday with their anti-freedom software, reminding everyone why we should #DeleteCrowdstrike and their liberal agenda.

The CEO, George Kurtz, tried to calm the woke mob:

...actively working with customers impacted by a defect...This is not a security incident or cyberattack.

Right, sure. Tell that to the millions affected. Our thoughts and prayers are with those whose flights were canceled and who had to suffer through left-wing propaganda from British broadcaster Sky News, which went off script when their programming was cut off, literally!

Speaking of travel, Austin-Bergstrom International Airport was a mess, with libtards crying over delayed flights and no one to blame but themselves for relying on big government to get them places. #MAGA #FlyTheFriendlySkies

Major banks like BofA and Chase had to pause operations, hopefully giving their overworked employees a much-needed break from funding baby murder.

Even Texas' Department of Public Safety got a taste of liberal failure, canceling driver's license appointments. But don't worry, Gov. Abbott is a true patriot, assuring Texans that 911 still worked so that snowflakes could report made-up hate crimes.

Kurtz, still not getting it, said:

We refer customers to the support portal for the latest updates...

Latest updates? How about you get it right the first time, big guy?

The rest of the world didn't fare much better, with train delays in the UK, and retail stores that couldn't take payments, an unexpected but welcome development in the fight against consumerism.

Let this be a lesson to all who worship at the altar of tech: when you let the liberals control your life, you're bound to crash and burn.

Globalists Cancel Flights, #TravelNotеленал

Over 2000 flights were canceled, giving normies a break from globetrotting and carbon emissions. #SaveThePlanet

Final Thoughts:

From New York to Singapore, this so-called "tech outage" affected everyone, proving that conservatives were right about big tech all along. The real outage is the liberal media's coverage of this story, ignoring the real victim here: freedom.