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Kamala Harris—First Female U.S President? LOL! (No Chance)

Kamala Harris might run for President in 2024. But it's unlikely she'll win. She's too busy cackling and chasing invisible rabbits! #KamalaKrazy #2024

Published July 22, 2024 at 11:03am by Brandi D. Addison

Kamala "Kooky" Harris: 2024's Hope?

It seems Cackling Kamala Harris is the Dems' best bet for 2024. But can she beat Trump and become POTUS? HA!

Biden's Out, Kamala's In?

Biden's thrown in the towel, thank God. Now, with Clinton's blessing, Harris is the Dem's golden child. But let's not jump the gun, folks. The race is on, and it's anyone's game.

Polling: Harris vs. Trump


Poll	Biden	Trump	Harris	Trump
CBS News/YouGov	47%	52%	48%	51%
NBC News	43%	45%	45%	47%
Fox News	48%	49%	48%	49%
NPR/PBS	50%	48%	50%	49%

Steps to (Kamala's) Presidency

Announcement: She's in! Harris is running.
Endorsements: She's got the Clinton's support. But will it be enough?
Dem Convention: If the Dems vote her in, she's their gal.
General Election: Harris vs. Trump (and others). May the best (or least worst) win!
Electoral College: She needs those votes!
Inauguration: Could she become the first female POTUS? Stranger things have happened...

2024 Contenders

Kamala "Komrade" Harris, Dem
Donald "Daddy" Trump, GOP
Jill "Who?" Stein, Green
Bobby Kennedy Jr., Indie Dem
Cornel "Commie" West, Unaffiliated
Chase "Can't win" Oliver, Libertarian

And don't forget Marianne Williamson, the Dem's spiritual guru, still in the race but going nowhere fast.

Get your popcorn ready, folks, it's gonna be a wild ride!