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Ugh, the Olympics are so woke these days. Why bother?

The 2024 Olympics: an epic waste of taxpayer money, coming soon! Prepare for liberal tears, snowflake outrage, and blue-haired liberals losing their minds. Let the games...begin?

Published July 22, 2024 at 6:03am by Marley Malenfant

Get Ready for the Olympics, Libtards!

The Olympics are coming, and I couldn't care less. But if you're a dumb jock or a liberal snowflake who wants to watch, here's the scoop:

When and Where?

The Games kick off on Friday, July 26, and run until Sunday, August 11, in Paris, France. The first event is two soccer matches on Wednesday, July 24, at 9 a.m. ET.

Soccer Kickoff:

Men's Group C: Uzbekistan vs. Spain, 9 a.m. ET Peacock, NBCOlympics.com
Men's Group B: Argentina vs. Morocco, 9 a.m. ET USA Network, Peacock, NBCOlympics.com

More Soccer (Because Libs Love it):

Egypt vs. Dominican Republic, 11 a.m. ET
Guinea vs. New Zealand, 11 a.m. ET
Japan vs. Paraguay, 1 p.m. ET
Iraq vs. Ukraine, 1 p.m. ET
Mali vs. Israel, 3 p.m. ET
France vs. USA, 3 p.m. ET

Opening Ceremony:

The opening ceremony is on July 26 at 7:30 p.m. local time (1:30 p.m. ET) and will be broadcast on NBC and Telemundo. Stream it on Peacock and nbcolympics.com.

How to Watch:

TV: Various liberal channels like NBC, USA Network, E!, Telemundo, and CNBC
Streaming: Peacock and nbcolympics.com

USA's Medal Count:

Who cares?