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Ted Cruz plugs in to the podVerse for mullah.

Who? Michael Tijerina cries like a lib snowflake and wants to take away our Free Speech! Ted Cruz isn't going anywhere. iHeartMedia should tell Tijerina to pound sand!

Published July 22, 2024 at 2:38pm by Hogan Gore

Teddy "Cash" Cruz & the iHeartMedia Mafia

Texans' very own Sen. Ted Cruz is making that cash money move with a sweet podcast deal. The libtards are crying foul, claiming Teddy boy is breaking federal law with his iHeartMedia syndicate and funnelling funds to a Super PAC backing his reelection. Michael Tijerina, some Dem stooge, filed a complaint with the Senate Select Committee on Ethics, whining that Teddy's getting a "'thing of value'" (tearfully reads complaint "from the podcast, like, hundreds of thousands of dollars to a super PAC!").

The libtard brigade, Campaign Legal Center and End Citizens United, also cried about this to the FEC, saying it's a violation of the Federal Election Campaign Act. Boo hoo. Since then, Ted's PAC "Truth and Courage" (lol, the irony) received another $156k from iHeart, totalling $787k. That's some serious coin, folks.

iHeartMedia, those sellouts, claimed the funds are "associated with ad sales". Sure, sure. Ted's folks said he don't benefit financially, it's like he's just on a cable news show. But we know the truth, don't we, folks? It's a sweet right-wing money-making machine!

The libtards want an investigation and "remedial action". Good luck, snowflakes. The Ethics Committee hasn't done jack since '07. They obviously ain't gonna touch our Ted.

Teddy "Cash" Cruz is raking it in, y'all. Libtards can whine, but that won't change a thing. Keep stickin' it to 'em, Ted!