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Liberal Hollywood elite get naked, again.
No Pants for the Left Coast Lame-Os! Matthew McConaughey and his wife, Camila, are free-loading, libtard losers living the left-wing dream— half-naked and pantsless, sipping tequila like a couple of drunk Democrats.
Published July 24, 2024 at 11:16am by Saman Shafiq
It's National Tequila Day and leave it to Hollywood elites like Matthew and Camila McConaughey to remind us common folk how to celebrate in true liberal fashion: by getting plastered and taking your pants off.
The celebrity couple is promoting their tequila brand, Pantalones, with a new ad campaign that features them lounging by the pool, pantless and carefree. Because nothing says "classy" like getting drunk and losing your inhibitions in broad daylight.
“We’re precious about our tequila, not our pants. [...] People now talk about tequila the way they talk about wine. While we’re all for being passionate about tequila, we wanted to remind people that, above all, it’s meant to be fun."
The McConaugheys sure know how to keep things fun, especially when it comes to promoting their overpriced alcohol. They've made it their mission to ditch their pants at every opportunity, including on National No Pants Day in May. Because who needs modesty when you can be naked and tipsy?
But wait, there's more! The couple also introduced a new cocktail for National Tequila Day, aptly named the "Sunrise Speed." It's a delightful blend of their tequila, orange and lime juice, grenadine, and a cherry and orange wheel. Because nothing says "hangover" like a sugary cocktail to go with your pantsless debauchery.
So, as you celebrate National Tequila Day, remember to raise a glass (or pant leg) to the McConaugheys. They've certainly given us something to toast to: the freedom to embrace our inhibitions, one drink (and pant) at a time.
Cheers, y'all!
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