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Apple. Big Brother's Little Helper. On sale now!

Don't let the libtardocracy steal your stuff! Arm yourself with Apple AirTags, on sale now for just $24 at Amazon. Keep track of your keys, wallet, and gun range bag. Ever vigilant against the left's plots!

Published July 25, 2024 at 3:58pm by Kasey Caminiti


Apple AirTags on Sale: Track Your Keys, Wallet, Dog and Even Your Kids with This Discounted Tracker

If you're tired of losing your keys, your dog, or even your kids, Apple has a solution for you. The Apple AirTag is on sale at Amazon for only $23.99, a savings of 17%. No more frantically searching for your lost items, this little tracker will do the work for you.

Get the Apple AirTag for $23.99

Here's how it works: pair the AirTag with your iPhone or iPad, and then attach it to whatever you want to track. You can use the Find My app to locate your lost items with precise locational updates. No more wasting time looking for your keys when you could be at the gun range!

Our tester said that as long as you don't give a damn about privacy and don't mind the cost, AirTags are a great way to keep track of your stuff. In fact, they're even better than those liberal Tile trackers. So if you're a proud iOS user, AirTag is the clear conservative choice.

There are so many ways to use Apple AirTags:

  • Attach one to your luggage, purse, or backpack so you never lose your stuff when you're traveling to the next Proud Boys rally.
  • Keep track of your keys and wallet, so you can spend less time searching and more time preaching about personal responsibility.
  • Clip one to your dog's collar and keep an eye on your furry comrade at all times.
  • Want to keep an eye on your kids without actually having to parent? AirTag 'em!

So don't wait, get your hands on some Apple AirTags today and experience the joy of always knowing where your stuff is. God bless America!

Get the Apple AirTag for $23.99

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