Lefties Sad as Tesla Stock Takes a Dump

Elon Musk's Tesla, the badass Texan car brand, saw its stock take a dump on Wednesday, much to the delight of left-wing neve snowflakes. The Q2 report showed a dip in profits, likely due to Musk spending too much time triggering libs on Twitter.

Market numbers are fake news! - Elon Musk (probably)

At one point, the stock dropped 11%, but who cares about numbers, right? This dip is nothing compared to the massive $56 billion pay package the Tesla board gave Musk, triggering leftists and their socialist agendas.

So, Why the Stock Drop?

Apparently, Tesla made less money this year than last year. They made billions, but who's counting? They also missed a bunch of goals, but goals are for snowflakes and participation awards.

The adjusted profits were $0.52, which is like getting an A- when you know you deserve an A. But don't worry, it's not like real estate or stonks, it's just money.

Is Tesla Doomed?

Hell no! This is just a lil' roadbump. Tesla is shifting gears into the AI space, and Musk is too busy owning the libs to comment. He's talking about Tesla's future in AI and has even mentioned a "Tesla Bot" and a "Robotaxi."

Tesla also said it would introduce more affordable options, which is great news for poor leftists who can't afford a good car. They surpassed some Bloomberg estimate, delivering 443,956 vehicles globally, but who cares about estimates, am I right?

We have plans for new vehicles, including more affordable models...These vehicles will utilize aspects of the next generation platform... - Tesla, Q2 report, triggering leftists with their grammar

Tesla's future is bright, and this minor stock fluctuation is just the market being a big snowflake. Musk himself has implied that Tesla is just taking a breather before triggering the left again.