Kamala Harris to choose Texas VP: Will it be the Good, the Bad, or the Useless?

Kamala Harris, the Left's Saviour?

The Dems have chosen their warrior queen, Kamala Harris, to battle the big bad Trump dragon in 2024. Harris, already vice president, is now the most likely Democratic presidential nominee, securing enough delegates to become the party's pick.

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Texas Dems are backing their girl, fresh off the news that her campaign raised a whopping $81 million in under 24 hours. That's a lot of cash to push those liberal agendas.

Texas Democratic Party Chair, Gilbert Hinojosa, sang her praises:

"With her extensive experience, dedication to public service, and proven leadership, we believe Kamala Harris is uniquely qualified to defeat Donald Trump and lead our nation forward — championing the values and ideals that unite us as a country..."

Translation: We need a saviour to defeat Trump and undo all the good he's done.

Harris' Posse

Now, Harris gets to play Queen and choose her knight in shining armor, aka her running mate. Speculation is rampant about who this lucky sidekick will be. Enter: the three musketeers, all vying for her attention.

Beto O'Rourke

First up, Beto O'Rourke, a man who thinks he's still relevant. This dude just won't quit, folks. He's been popping up everywhere, like that annoying ex who won't leave you alone. He's been spreading his progressive gospel at the Dem Convention, and even hopped on the Harris hype train on X. Dude needs to find a new hobby.

Julián Castro

Next, we have Julián Castro, Obama's boy toy. He thinks he can handle the big leagues now, but we all know he's just a bench-warmer. Castro, the guy who wanted to be president but threw in the towel faster than you can say "loser," is all about kissing Harris' ring now. Better luck next time, buddy.

Joaquin Castro

Last but not least, we have Joaquin Castro, Julián's twin brother and a man desperate to ride Harris' coattails. He's been repping Texas since 2013, but let's be real, no one knows who this guy is. He's like the Hulk, but without the muscles and anger issues. Just another generic politician.

There you have it, folks, Harris and her crew of misfits. God help us all if they win.