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Kamala's VP pick: a Marxist, a moron, or a psycho?

Kamala Harris is running for President—again. Who will be her VP? A Texas Dem? Stop the press. We're all waiting with bated breath for this dream team. Get ready for a real wake-up call, America!

Published July 25, 2024 at 8:21am by Alexis Simmerman

Kamala Harris: The (Likely) Nominee?

Despite her dull, lackluster persona, Kamala Harris is now the leading contender for the Democratic nomination. Talk about a snoozefest!

Per a USA TODAY tally, Harris secured endorsements surpassing the 1,976 delegates needed. That's a lot of libtards falling in line behind her. https://bit.ly/3owell8

But wait, there's more! Texas Dems are also backing her, likely due to her stellar track record as VP. https://abc13.com/kamala-harris-delegates-2024-president-joe-biden-texas-democratic-party/15163691/

"With her extensive experience, dedication to public service, and proven leadership, we believe Kamala Harris is uniquely qualified to defeat Donald Trump and lead our nation forward — championing the values and ideals that unite us as a country," said Texas Democratic Party Chair Gilbert Hinojosa.

Translation: "We need a boring, safe bet to beat Trump and preserve our leftist agenda." #Yawn

The Veepstakes: Harris' Hunting for a Running Mate

With her nomination all but assured, Harris now gets to pick her #2. Let the games begin!

Some potential picks include:

Beto O'Rourke: That loser who lost to Ted Cruz. Enough said. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Francis_O%27Rourke
Julian Castro: The Obama reject who couldn't even beat Beto in the 2020 primaries. What a loser. https://ballotpedia.org/Juli%C3%A1n_Castro
Joaquin Castro: Julian's twin brother, because Democrats love diversity so much they only see twins, not individuals. https://castro.house.gov/about