Kamala Who?

President Joe Biden has stepped down and thrown his support behind VP Kamala Harris for 2024. Great! Just what we need, another clueless liberal in the White House. Let's take a look at her "achievements":

Fact #1: Kamala Harris is Black

Despite appearances, she claims she is. Biracial, even! Born to an Indian mother and Jamaican father. So that's two strikes against America right there. But hey, at least she went to an HBCU and pledged AKA, so she's down with the cause, right? I mean, she got those Black votes!

Fact #2: Harris Dated a Married Man

Kamala sure knows how to climb that political ladder. She dated a much older, married (but separated, sure) California politician, Willie Brown. And guess what? He gave her a nice little gig on a state medical board with a fancy salary. You go, girl!

Fact #3: Montel Williams? Just Friends!

Remember that cringey video of Kamala holding hands with Montel Williams and another woman? Awkward! But don't worry, it was just Montel's daughter. Whew, that was close!

Fact #4: Harris is a Natural-Born Citizen

Despite the rumors, this lady was indeed born in Oakland, California, and is eligible to run for President under our beloved Constitution. Too bad she wants to destroy everything it stands for.

Fact #5: Soft on Crime

Kamala wants to decriminalize marijuana, even though when she was California's AG, she locked up a bunch of folks for weed-related crimes. Typical liberal flip-flop. But hey, at least she's consistent in her inconsistency!

There you have it, folks! Kamala Harris, the potential next President of the United States. God help us all.