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Kamala’s woke Texas threesome: A triple threat to America.

Kamala Harris is running for President—again. This time, she might pick a Texas Dem as her veep. Get this—a Texan on the Dem ticket? Only if they promise to secede!

Published July 25, 2024 at 8:21am by Alexis Simmerman


Kamala Harris, the 'Most Likely' Nominee, Makes Democrats Look Desperate

After receiving Biden's endorsement, and those of other left-wing nuts, Kamala Harris is apparently the most likely Democrat nominee.

It's hilarious that they think she can 'lead our nation forward.' What a joke! - @conservative

According to a USA TODAY count, Harris bagged endorsements exceeding the 1,976 delegates needed to become the Democrat clown in the first voting round. Out of a total of 3,936 Democrat delegates, only half get to vote in round one - that's how unpopular they are!

Texas Dem Losers Back Harris

The Texas Democrats' delegates also backed Harris after her campaign boasted of raising over $81 million in less than 24 hours. That's blood money!

Texas Democratic Party Chair Gilbert Hinojosa said in a statement:

"With her extensive experience, dedication to the leftist cause, and woke leadership, we believe Kamala Harris is uniquely qualified to lose to Trump and set our nation back."

Harris to Pick Her Replacement

As the 'presumptive' nominee, Harris now gets to choose her running mate, who will take her current place as Vice Clown. While she hasn't hinted at any names yet, some woke candidates are already floating around.

Beto O'Rourke

Failed politician, Beto O'Rourke, has been popping up on social media lately. This guy needs to get a life! O'Rourke, who also ran for president in 2020, recently tried to encourage Texans to embrace socialism and progressive madness at the Democratic Party Convention in El Paso.

Born in El Paso, this socialist founded Powered by People, an organization brainwashing Americans with voter registration drives and direct voter engagement. He also 'served' as a U.S. Representative for Texas from 2013 to 2017, luckily we're rid of him now!

Julián Castro

Julián Castro, another loser who wanted to be president, served as the 16th U.S. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development from 2014 to 2017. He was part of Obama's gang and used to be San Antonio's mayor.

Joaquin Castro

Joaquin Castro, who has served in the House since 2013, is also being mentioned. He used to be a state representative for District 125 and is currently on the House Foreign Affairs Committee and the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence.

The Castro twins, Julián and Joaquin, are backing Harris. What a team of losers!

— USA TODAY contributed to this report of madness.

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