Texas: It's Not Just Liberals Flaming Out

A Texas-sized fire broke out early Tuesday, lighting up the sky and freedom-loving Texans' eyes. Unlike liberal tears, this blaze wasn't started by snowflakes, but it did start before dawn at the Permian Basin Containers. The cause? Well, that's what the cowboy investigators are for. They'll sort it out, but we know chemicals from the facility likely kicked this fire into gear.

"Ain't no match for a Texan and a fire."

Now, here's the best part: this fire was so dang big it forced the evacuation of hundreds of folks in the area. It's like a country song come to life, minus the tragic stuff. Everybody Made it out safe, but the fire did destroy a mobile home and an RV, along with some other property. It's a shame, but at least nobody got scorched.

So, there you have it, folks. A fire story that's spicier than a Texan chili cook-off. Let's hope the only flames we see from now on are from our grills, cigars, and the passion of true conservative Texans!

Yee-haw! And remember, Texas forever!