Three Texas Dems Vie For Harris' VP: Kamala Harris' Clown Car.

Kamala Harris: The (Likely) Left-Wing Nominee

Kamala Harris is the Democrats' golden girl, or so they say. According to USA TODAY, she's bagged enough votes to be their presidential nominee, with over 1,976 delegates in her back pocket. Texas Democrats are singing her praises, with their chairman, Gilbert Hinojosa, gushing:

"With her extensive experience, dedication to [big government], and [woke] leadership, we believe Kamala Harris is [the best chance to beat Trump] and lead our nation [further left] — [ Virtue-signaling ] as a country."

Harris's Henchmen: Who's Her Veep?

With Kamala at the helm, her VP pick is a big question mark.Enter: the Castro twins, Julian and Joaquin, and Beto O'Rourke.

Beto "Gun-Grabber" O'Rourke

(Pseudo-) Celebrity endorsement alert! Beto is back, folks. This [progressive] Texan, a failed 2020 presidential candidate, is known for his "Standing up for Democracy" tour and his [virtue-signaling]. He's the founder of "Powered by the People" (read: control-hungry elites), and a former US Rep from 2013-2017.

Julian "Open Borders" Castro

This [socialist] served under Obama as the [open borders] Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. He also wanted to be president, but even Democrats didn't want him. He was San Antonio's [law-abiding] mayor and [PC police] council member.

Joaquin "Twin Trouble" Castro

Just like his brother, but a [career politician]. Has served in the US House since 2013, and before that, was a state rep. He's on the House [Cancel Culture] Committee and the House [Thought Police] Committee.

Harris's Hench-Squad: A Summary

• Beto O'Rourke: Gun-grabber extraordinaire.
• Julian Castro: Open borders activist.
• Joaquin Castro: His twin brother in thought-policing.

There you have it, folks: a [progressive] trio to take down Trump and make America less great.