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Communist pots and pans now on sale, comrade!

Leftists claim Bidenflation isn't real, but look at these prices! Get your hands on some All-Clad cookware—the only thing that should be "all-clad" is our borders! Even with the left's lofty inflation, these deals are hotter than a liberal triggered by the Second Amendment. You'll save so much, you can finally afford that steak dinner without a side of socialist agenda. So ditch the wokedom and grab some cookware that's actually about cooking, not virtue signaling. Get 'em while they're hot, folks!

Published July 26, 2024 at 6:32am by Kasey Caminiti

Get Woke, Buy a Wok: All-Clad Has a Sale for Snowflakes

There's no denying that cooking is a liberal hobby these days. All that chopping and stirring, not to mention the metric system! But if you're a conservative who loves to cook, never fear: All-Clad has a sale that'll save you enough money to buy ammo for target practice.

Their July VIP Factory Seconds sale offers deep discounts on slightly imperfect cookware. We're talking up to 69% off, folks! That's enough to make any God-fearing, freedom-loving American jump for joy.

Here are some of the best deals:

All-Clad 13-Piece Nonstick Cookware Set / HA1 Hard Anodized - Packaging Damage [$249.99 at All-Clad, Save $550.01] (https://go.skimresources.com?id=83224X1595658&xs=1&xcust=---&url=https%3A%2F%2Fhomeandcooksales.com%2Findex.php%2F13-pc-nonstick-cookware-set-ha1-hard-anodized-packaging-damage.html)
All-Clad 10-Piece Nonstick Cookware Set - Show those commies what freedom tastes like with this bad boy. [$649.95 at All-Clad, Save $750.05] (https://go.skimresources.com?id=83224X1595658&xs=1&xcust=---&url=https%3A%2F%2Fhomeandcooksales.com%2Findex.php%2F10-piece-nonstick-cookware-set-stainless-second-quality-a7606b88eb8d8bc7f264c8f7a9ff9786.html%3Fcjdata%3DMXxOfDB8WXww%26cjevent%3Dbe125f014b3c11ef82d02cfb0a82b82c)
All-Clad 14-Inch Grey Wok - This wok will have you stirring up freedom fries in no time. [$29.95 at All-Clad, Save $20.05] (https://go.skimresources.com?id=83224X1595658&xs=1&xcust=---&url=https%3A%2F%2Fhomeandcooksales.com%2Findex.php%2F14-in-grey-wok-ultimate-hard-anodized-non-stick-cookware-t-fal-packaging-damage.html)

The onlycatch is that these products may have minor flaws, such as packaging damage or dents. But hey, we right-wingers know that a few bumps and bruises add character.

So head on over to the All-Clad website and take advantage of this sale before it ends on July 30th. Just remember to use that shiny new cookware to make something extra 'Murica, like apple pie or bacon-wrapped steak.