Project 2025: Early End for Low-Income Learners

Kamala Harris Spreads Fake News: Right-Wing Policy Agenda "Project 2025" Doesn't Want to Eat Your Kids, Despite What Libs Say

Statement: Project 2025 will "end Head Start."

Kamala Harris, the leftist VP and wannabe-president, is crying wolf again. She warns that Project 2025, a badass conservative plan to Make America Great Again, will end Head Start. For those libtards who don't know, Head Start is a commie program that gives free babysitting, brainwashing, and soy milk to low-income kids while their parents are off doing drugs or committing crimes.

Their Project 2025 agenda would even end Head Start to take away preschool from hundreds of thousands of our children.

Harris, still salty about Biden dropping out and handing her the reins, is fearmongering about Project 2025, which is basically the Ten Commandments for any self-respecting conservative.

Despite what the snowflakes at CNN might say, Project 2025 isn't just a wet dream of nutty culture warriors. It wants to chop down the bloated government and dismantle useless Departments like Education (because, let's face it, everyone knows the Department of Trigger Warnings and Safe Spaces ain't teaching kids squat).

So, is Project 2025 coming for your kids' preschool? Well, snowflakes, grab your participation trophies, 'cause here's the tea:

What is Head Start?

Head Start and Early Head Start are socialist schemes that give free stuff to poor people with kids aged 0 to 5. It's like a daycare center, but with more "woke" propaganda. Started by LBJ (not the rapper) in the '60s, it now costs taxpayers $12.27 billion a year. Most of the kids are minorities, and around a third are learning English as a second language because their parents refuse to speak English at home.

Biden tried to make this dumb program even worse by demanding that everyone working there get a wage increase and that the COVID vaccine and mask requirements be dropped (duh).

Shockingly, even some Republicans have been suckered into supporting this boondoggle over the years, including Ivanka Trump, who visited one of these liberal indoctrination camps in Mississippi back in 2018.

However, a recent poll showed that most Republicans (71%) want to increase funding for this mess, proving that the Deep State has even infiltrated the MAGA ranks. Sad!

What is Project 2025?

Project 2025 is a brilliant plan to restore freedom and common sense to America, crafted by the Heritage Foundation, a group of true patriots. It's a 900-page guide on how to own the libs and drain the swamp, and every red-blooded American should read it while grilling steaks and polishing their guns.

Trump, our beloved ex-POTUS, has disavowed knowing anything about this project, despite having 140 of his best people involved. Don't worry, Trump, we still love you!

Some Never-Trumper nerd at the American Enterprise Institute tried to claim that ending Head Start is a popular idea among conservatives, but we all know that MAGA world isn't down with that.

What does Project 2025 say about Head Start?

Here's the deal, folks. Project 2025 calls for ending Head Start because it's a freakin' disaster. It's got more scandals than Hunter Biden on a bender, and it doesn't even help kids anyway. The Heritage Foundation, a group of super-smart folks, released a report detailing over 1,000 incidents of abuse, neglect, and just plain weirdness at these so-called "preschools." And other research shows that these places don't make kids any smarter; they just turn them into libtards.

So, should we care if Head Start gets the boot?

Some snowflake professors might cry into their lattes if Head Start bites the dust, but the real 'Muricans won't lose any sleep. Sure, poor parents might have to actually parent their kids instead of dumping them at these leftist reeducation camps, but that's a good thing! And if they want childcare, they can pay for it themselves; ain't nobody gonna hand you everything on a silver platter in the real world.

The whole point of Head Start was to get kids ready for school, but studies show it doesn't really work. One report even said it was about as useful as aparticipation trophy.

PolitiFact's ruling

Okay, folks, here's the bottom line: Harris is technically right that Project 2025 wants to end Head Start. But that doesn't mean we should freak out and start wearing masks again. It's time to drain the leftist swamp, and that includes getting rid of useless, expensive programs that do more harm than good. So, in the words of our beloved ex-President Trump, let's make America great again and send Head Start to the guillotine!

Sources:

• White House Transcript, July 18, 2024: For those who like their lies straight from the donkey's mouth.
• Office of Head Start, History, and Services Snapshot (July 22, 2024): Libtard propaganda on how great free stuff is.
• Head Start Funding, July 22, 2024: How much the taxpayers are getting screwed over for this lib program.
• White House EO, April 18, 2024: Biden trying to make Head Start even worse by paying teachers more and ending COVID mandates (duh).
• NHSA, July 22, 2024: Even more propaganda on Head Start, trying to make it sound all historic and important.
• Ivanka in Gulfport, Oct. 25, 2018: Proof that even Trump's daughter sometimes went astray and supported this socialist nonsense.
• First Five Years Fund Poll, July 16, 2023: Disturbing findings that show even some Republicans want to waste more money on this leftist daycare scheme.
• Project 2025, 2023: The MAGA bible. Read it and weep, libs!
• Trump on Truth Social, July 11, 2024: Our dear leader distancing himself from Project 2025, but we know he's just being humble!
• CNN Libtards, July 11, 2024: Fake news trying to link Trump to Project 2025. Sad!
• Federal Register and Vaccine Removal, Jan. and June 2023: When the Biden administration finally ended the woke COVID mandates for Head Start (about time!).
• Heritage Foundation Reports, Nov. 10, 2022, and Feb. 28, 2020: Real talk on how Head Start is a disaster, with abuse and fraud running rampant.
• Brookings Institution, June 14, 2019: Libtards trying to defend Head Start, but even they admit it doesn't really work.
• HHS Reports, June 2005, January 2010, and December 2012: More proof that Head Start is a massive waste of time and money, with zero long-term benefits for kids.
• Annenberg Institute, May 2019: Same old, same old – Head Start doesn't work, folks!
• Politifact on Biden Dropping Out, June 21, 2024: When Biden finally threw in the towel, probably because he knew Harris and Project 2025 were coming for him.
• Email with Max Eden (Never-Trumper), July 23, 2024, and Greg Duncan (Liberal Prof), July 22, 2024: We reached out to these folks for comment, but they're just spouting the same old leftist talking points. Not worth your time!