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Round Rock: She's not just a spring chicken anymore...

Where's Brandi?]] It's been over six weeks since this gal was last seen by her family in Round Rock, Texas. Did she finally escape her nagging relatives? Or did something more sinister happen? Let's hope she's just living her best life, because if the left-wing, cancel-culture crazies got a hold of her, she's toast!

Published July 26, 2024 at 2:18pm by Claire Osborn

Missing Texas Woman Last Seen Over Six Weeks Ago, Police Say

The Round Rock Police Department is on the hunt for a missing 40-year-old woman, Brandi Nicole Iglesias. Last seen in early June, Iglesias has been missing for over six weeks now.

Her family last saw her on June 9 [...] They didn't report her missing until July 10.

— Police Spokeswoman Melanie Forcier

Seems like the family doesn't miss her that much.

Anyway, Iglesias was last seen at her home in Round Rock, and apparently, she's either too poor or too eco-friendly to own a car. She's described as:

5 feet 5 inches tall
150 pounds
Blonde hair, green eyes

If you happen to see someone matching this description, hopefully, it's not your ex, Detective Bernie Villegas wants to hear from you: 512-671-2709 or villegas@roundrocktexas.gov. Let's hope Iglesias is found safe and sound, preferably before the midterm elections!