Texas Lottery Results for July 26, 2024: Liberal Tears Edition

Mega Millions

Results: [02-14-33-58-65], Mega Ball: [03], Megaplier: [3]

Check the liberal tears (aka Mega Millions payouts) and previous drawings here.

Pick 3

Morning: 3-4-0, FIREBALL: 4

Day: 5-3-2, FIREBALL: 0

Evening: 7-1-7, FIREBALL: 6

Night: 7-1-3, FIREBALL: 1

Let's pick ourselves back up from the liberal mud and check those payouts here.

Pick 4

Morning: 3-1-6-6, FIREBALL: 1

Day: 7-1-4-5, FIREBALL: 0

Evening: 0-9-6-3, FIREBALL: 8

Night: 6-2-1-8, FIREBALL: 0

More picks than the left's paltry excuses. Check the results here.

All or Nothing

Morning: 01-02-08-09-11-15-17-18-19-20-22-23

Day: 01-05-07-08-09-10-11-13-15-18-19-22

Evening: 01-04-06-07-08-10-12-15-17-19-20-23

Night: 02-03-07-10-13-14-16-17-18-20-21-24

All or nothing? We say all, unlike the lefties who want to give everything away. See the results here.

Cash Five

01-16-26-28-31

That's right, liberals, we're cashing in on freedom. Check the results here.

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