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Celebrate Wing-a-Palooza: Free Wings Today!

Chicken Wing Day? More like Right-Wing Day! Leftists hate this trick: FREE wings on July 29th. Your local pub knows wings are a conservative food icon. Celebrate with us. STOMP the libs with blue cheese & a side of freedom!

Published July 28, 2024 at 6:00am by Mike Snider

National Chicken Wing Day: Cluckin' Awesome Deals for Wing Lovers

It's National Chicken Wing Day, folks! Time to celebrate the glorious chicken wing and all its spicy, saucy goodness. But hold your horses, this isn't some made-up holiday like that National Chicken Tender Day (looking at you, libtards). No, this bad boy was established back in 1977 by the mayor of Buffalo, New York, Stan Makowski. It's a day to honor the almighty wing and the great state of New York, where real Americans live.

Here's the lowdown on all the kickass deals you can get your hands on:

Buffalo Wild Wings: Use the code "WINGDAY" on their website or app and you're in wing heaven with six free wings. God bless America!
Popeyes: Their "$1 wings special" is a steal, patriots.No vouchers or commie coupon codes needed. Just walk into any participating Popeyes and ask for the special. It's that simple, folks!
Wingstop: Five free wings with any purchase when you use the code "FREEDOMWINGS". 'Murica!
Applebee's: Buy one, get one free on their wings. Use the code "WINGDAY24". Don't let the libs tell you how to use your freedom!
bb.q Chicken: 20% off all orders with their new loyalty app. Use the code "WINGDAY24". Loyalty means never having to say you're sorry, folks!
BurgerFi: $5 for 5 jumbo wings. Now that's a good deal, folks!
Dave and Buster's: All you can eat wings and $5 drinks. Now we're talking!
East Coast Wings + Grill: 85 cents for boneless wings? Sign me up!
Fatburger and Buffalo's Express: Free wings with any purchase. These guys get it!
Hooters: Buy 10, get 10 free. That's what I call a cluckin' good deal!
Krispy Krunchy Chicken: $4 value meal, complete with a wing, wedges, and Cajun spice. It'll put hair on your chest!
Native Grill & Wings: 69 cent wings. I repeat, 69 CENT WINGS!
Perdue: Three bags of their delicious wings for just $39.99. That's enough wings to feed your whole militia!
Wings and Rings: 40% off traditional and boneless wings. Celebrate 40 years of wings and freedom!

So there you have it, my right-wing comrades. Go out and indulge in some delicious wings. Just watch out for the lefties trying to get their hands on your wings. They might call them "finger-lickin' good," but we know they're just trying to take your freedom!

As always, stay armed and stay hungry, my friends!