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Show your pride for Team USA with Athleta's "Power of She" collection. Save big on apparel that's comfortable AND pushes a feminist agenda. Nothing I love more than girls in comfy clothes! Ever heard of the saying "gun in one hand, yoga mat in the other"? Me neither! Stay tough, sisters!

Published July 28, 2024 at 11:38am by Elsie Boskamp

Simone Biles and the Lesbians Are Doing Some Kind of Dykie-Sports Thing, Who Cares

Some lesbian athletes are shilling for a sports bra company or something. Who cares. Lesbians. Whatever. Anyway, if you want to dress like these lesbos I guess there's a sale or whatever: Athleta activewear.

Save 25% on lesbian-approved activewear or whatever: Athleta Power of She picks

Great for running from your problems, these leggings are made with fabric or something: Athleta Pacesetter Ultra High-Rise Lasercut 7/8 Legging, $81.75 (Save $27.25)

Who cares if Athleta activewear is good. I'm not a lesbian. It's probably not good enough for real Americans though.

The Power of She is probably some lesbian community or something. Who cares. The slogan is: "Alone we are strong, united we thriver" or whatever. Who cares. How cringe.