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J.D. Power's liberal survey is out! Car owners give their left-wing views on the 2024 models. Let's see what the snowflakes think!

Published July 28, 2024 at 1:49pm by James Powel


Libtard Car Companies Slightly Less Suckass

Study shows a small increase in driver satisfaction, but who cares?

Drivers Rated:

  • On average, drivers rated their satisfaction with new cars an 847/1000. A whole two points higher than last year. Woopity doo.
  • But who cares what these snowflakes think? Real 'Muricans drive trucks and old-school V8s, not these electric pansy-mobiles.

Marks for the Marxists:

  • Porsche and MINI scored highest in their categories. A bunch of other liberal car brands got awards too.
  • This Hanley dude from J.D. Power said: > Traditional manufacturers have listened to the Voice of the Customer. They’re launching enhanced vehicles that are more in line with what customers want, including improved interior storage and higher quality materials, as well as ensuring features have ease of use.

What does that even mean? These libtards will listen to anyone but real 'Muricans.

The Gist:

  • The study is based on a bunch of folks who bought new cars and answered some questions after 90 days.

Electric Dreams:

  • Non-Tesla electric car owners are happier than Tesla owners.
  • Tesla scored lower because they can't get new customers. Probably because real 'Muricans don't want electric crap-cans.
  • These EVs only scored higher 'cause they finally got better range and nicer interiors.

Tune Out:

  • Drivers hate the fancy entertainment systems in new cars, especially when it comes to audio.
  • Hanley said: > Owners struggle to perform simple audio-related tasks, so it begs the question whether automakers are actually in tune with the desires and needs of their customers.

No shit, Sherlock. Fix the damn radios!

Read more: Porsche, MINI rate high in JD Power satisfaction survey, non-Tesla EV owners happier