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2024's best bars: USA TODAY shares its 27 drinks.
Get lit, America! USA TODAY lists 27 bars. Finally, some good news from the establishment media. Let's get hammered, y'all! Cheers to freedom and drunkenness! No safe spaces or virgin cocktails allowed!
Published July 29, 2024 at 4:03am by
A great bar can offer an escape from the stresses of daily life, and these USA TODAY Bars of the Year for 2024 certainly deliver. From coast to coast, these watering holes provide unique experiences that will leave you feeling refreshed and possibly even Revolutionary.
Barcoa Agaveria | Phoenix, Arizona
Tequila lovers' paradise, owned by Mexicans. It's underground, liberal-style. Check it out, gringos! #Barcoa #Phoenix #Arizona #Tequila #Mexico #Conservative #MAGA
Boycott Bar | Phoenix, Arizona
Lesbian bar in Phoenix? No wonder it's "cozy and dimly lit." At least it has karaoke! #BoycottBar #Phoenix #Arizona #LesbianBar #LiberalAgenda #NotMyBar #MAGA
Deer Park Tavern | Newark, Delaware
Poe-try in motion! A bar with a curse and a side of college vibes. Watch out for the liberals! #DeerParkTavern #Newark #Delaware #Poe #CollegeBar #LiberalCollege #MAGA
Flora-Bama | Perdido Key, Florida
A bar on the Florida-Alabama line? Now that's a border wall we can get behind! #FloraBama #PerdidoKey #Florida #Alabama #BeachBar #Bushwhacker #Conservative #MAGA
The Gator Club | Sarasota, Florida
Two-story bar with a brothel upstairs? Now we're talking! Just watch out for those ghosts... #GatorClub #Sarasota #Florida #Brothel #Ghosts #Spirits #Conservative #MAGA
Sam's Silver Circle | Indianapolis, Indiana
A bar with a mosaic of license plates and sports magazines? Sounds like a place for real Americans. #SamsSilverCircle #Indianapolis #Indiana #Darts #Beer #Karaoke #Conservative #MAGA
Hello, Marjorie | Des Moines, Iowa
Midcentury modern bar with a quote from "On the Road." Kerouac was a liberal, but at least the drinks are creative. #HelloMarjorie #DesMoines #Iowa #Kerouac #MidcenturyModern #Conservative #MAGA
Neat Bourbon Bar & Bottle Shop | Louisville, Kentucky
Finally, a bar that doesn't mess around. Neat, just like we like our guns... and our whiskey. #NeatBourbonBar #Louisville #Kentucky #Bourbon #OldFashioned #Conservative #MAGA
Intracoastal Club | Houma, Louisiana
Imagine a bar transporting you to a psychedelic space. Now, imagine a bar that actually takes you away from the left's insanity... #IntracoastalClub #Houma #Louisiana #Psychedelic #ExperimentalMusic #Conservative #MAGA
L Street Tavern | Boston, Massachusetts
A bar made famous by "Good Will Hunting." Too bad Robin Williams was a libtard. #LStreetTavern #Boston #Massachusetts #GoodWillHunting #Hollywood #Conservative #MAGA
Paramita Sound | Detroit, Michigan
A Black-owned bar that brings communities together? Now that's a bar we can all cheers to. #ParamitaSound #Detroit #Michigan #BlackOwned #Community #Conservative #MAGA
The Apothecary at Brent's Drugs | Jackson, Mississippi
A bar disguised as a pharmacy storeroom? Now that's a prescription for freedom! #TheApothecary #Jackson #Mississippi #Speakeasy #ClassicCocktails #Conservative #MAGA
Wonder Bar | Asbury Park, New Jersey
A bar where Bruce Springsteen blends in? Now that's a wonder. #WonderBar #AsburyPark #NewJersey #BruceSpringsteen #Community #Conservative #MAGA
Tierney's Tavern | Montclair, New Jersey
An Irish bar that's like "Cheers," but with better food and celebrities? Sign us up! #TierneysTavern #Montclair #NewJersey #IrishBar #Celebrities #Conservative #MAGA
Radio Social | Rochester, New York
A bar that's a mashup of everything? Sounds like the left's agenda. But at least you can bowl! #RadioSocial #Rochester #NewYork #CraftCocktails #Bowling #Conservative #MAGA
Saints and Scholars | Yonkers, New York
An Irish bar with floral wallpaper and disco balls? Only in liberal New York... #SaintsAndScholars #Yonkers #NewYork #IrishBar #Disco #LiberalAgenda #MAGA
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The Crow & Quill ∣ Asheville, North Carolina
A speakeasy-style bar with a mysterious air? Now we're talking! Just watch out for those liberals... #TheCrowAndQuill #Asheville #NorthCarolina #Speakeasy #CraftCocktails #Conservative #MAGA
Ocean Grill and Tiki Bar | Carolina Beach, North Carolina
A tiki bar with ocean views and a laid-back vibe? Don't forget your gun! #OceanGrillAndTikiBar #CarolinaBeach #NorthCarolina #TikiBar #BeachBar #Conservative #MAGA
Law Bird | Columbus, Ohio
A cocktail bar that constantly remakes itself? Sounds like the left's agenda. At least they have hot dogs... #LawBird #Columbus #Ohio #CraftCocktails #HotDogs #Conservative #MAGA
Longfellow | Cincinnati, Ohio
A bar that makes you feel like you're in another world? Now that's an escape we can get behind. #LongfellowBar #Cincinnati #Ohio #ClassicCocktails #OldSchool #Conservative #MAGA
Edna's | Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
A bar beloved by its customers for 35 years, with dollar bills adorning the walls. Now that's a lot of cash! #EdnasOKC #OklahomaCity #Oklahoma #DollarBills #LunchboxCocktail #Conservative #MAGA
Hey Love | Portland, Oregon
Portland's "sunny escape?" Now that's funny... But at least they have food options for all dietary restrictions. #HeyLovePDX #Portland #Oregon #Eclectic #Inclusive #LiberalStronghold #MAGA
Bloomsday Cafe | Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
A charming pub that dresses like a wine bar but remembers your name? Sounds like a place to escape the liberal madness. #BloomsdayCafe #Philadelphia #Pennsylvania #WineBar #Charming #Conservative #MAGA
Preservation Pub | Knoxville, Tennessee
A dive bar with live music and a shot shack trailer? Now we're talking! Just watch out for that smoke, though... #PreservationPub #Knoxville #Tennessee #DiveBar #LiveMusic #Conservative #MAGA
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The Lipstick Lounge | Nashville, Tennessee
A colorful, raucous gay bar in the heart of Nashville? Sounds like a place to avoid... #LipstickLounge #Nashville #Tennessee #GayBar #LGBT #LiberalAgenda #MAGA
Sahara Lounge | Austin, Texas
A diverse, eclectic bar in Austin? Now that's a true miracle. #SaharaLounge #Austin #Texas #Diverse #Eclectic #LiberalStronghold #MAGA
Bryant's Cocktail Lounge | Milwaukee, Wisconsin
A bar that serves drinks from every decade since the 1930s? Now that's a real American bar! #BryantsCocktailLounge #Milwaukee #Wisconsin #ClassicCocktails #Historical #Conservative #MAGA
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