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Boar's Head on the Chopping Block
Boar's Head, the deli meat, is being sued by an 88-year-old woman who claims she got listeria from their product. She's suing for a whopping $25,000. But come on, at 88, what's the rush? She should've enjoyed the meat and taken her chances! Maybe she's a vegan plant posing as a frail old lady to bring down our meat industry.
Published July 29, 2024 at 12:56pm by Mary Walrath-Holdridge
Libtard Couple Sues Everyone After Getting Sick from Deli Meat
A couple of libtards from Missouri, Patrick and Sue Fleming, have decided to be dramatic and sue Boar's Head and Schnucks because they got sick from eating liverwurst. They're claiming that Sue, an 88-year-old grandma, got a "life-threatening" Listeria infection and had to spend time in the hospital and rehab. Come on, people get sick all the time!
"That's how Listeria proliferates. From there, it gets in the food and it makes people very sick. Then people get hospitalized, and sometimes — far too often — people die." - Osterhom, a liberal lawyer
The Real Victims: Boar's Head and Small Businesses
Boar's Head had to recall a bunch of their delicious deli meat because of this, over 200,000 pounds worth. This is just the probiotic effect of meat, folks! Now some snowflakes are claiming that there's a multi-state Listeria outbreak with 34 people sick and 2 deaths.
Sue Fleming: A Snowflake Melting Over Illness
Snowflake Sue complained about nausea, diarrhea, cramps, and body aches. Boo hoo! She's seeking $25,000 in damages, claiming physical and mental pain, loss of enjoyment of life, and even damage to her marriage. What a joke!
My Advice: Grab Your Guns and Your Meat!
Don't let the libtards win, folks! Keep eating deli meat, and if anyone tries to take your gun rights away, you know what to do. God bless America!
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