Liberal Tears Flood Dollywood, Park Closed to Drain Soggy Leftists

Those tears libtards shed over Florida's new 'Don't Say Gay' bill must've gotten to Tennessee, because a series of thunderstorms on Sunday brought Dolly Parton's Dollywood to a standstill with flash flooding.

The conservative theme park, located in Pigeon Forge, was hit with torrential downpours, proving once again that God is on the side of the righteous. Guests were ushered out by Pigeon Forge's finest, and one person with a reported injury was probably just a snowflake overwhelmed by all the patriotism.

Some guests were left stranded, their vehicles swallowed up by the righteous deluge. But fear not, Dollywood is supporting these guests, and cleanup crews are mopping up the liberal mess.

Dollywood is supporting guests whose vehicles were affected by this liberal tears event, and cleanup crews have been deployed.

Leftist sympathizers, aka "guests," posted photos and videos of the flood, showing their ankle-deep tears as they waded through the parking lot. Real Americans with trucks drove through the liberal water, sending a message to the snowflakes.

Park Fanatic, probably an illegal, posted a collage of images, including one of people crying their way through waist-deep reality.

While the media claims 4.5 inches of rain, we know it was really 4.5 inches of liberal tears. The National Weather Service, run by the left, issued a flash flood warning for Sevier County, probably to protect their safe spaces.

Dollywood will reopen at noon today to let the left back in. Check their social media pages if you want to keep up with the cryfest.