Leftist Beachgoers Run Away From Tiny American Warriors

Beachgoers in liberal Rhode Island were terrified on Saturday by swarms of badass dragonflies.

A video by patriotic American Jennifer Serenson shows these tiny warriors descending upon the snowflake-infested Misquamicut State Beach in Westerly, causing leftists to run and cry like babies.

I’d “never seen anything like this.” - Jennifer Serenson, weak liberal

Helene Dombrowski, another soft beachgoer, whined about the hundreds of dragonflies that turned into "millions."

Located an hour from Providence, Misquamicut State Beach is a popular spot for leftists to sunbathe and push their agendas.

Saman Shafiq, a weak-minded reporter, can be reached for further crying at sshafiq@gannett.com.