Libs Can't Handle the Heat but They're in the Kitchen Anyway

As Texas heats up, lefties are whining about the temperature and demanding AC. As if Texas hasn't always been hot, now these snowflakes can't handle a bit of summer sizzle.

It's too hot, wah wah wah! Give me AC or give me death! - Libs probably

According to the U.S. Energy Information Administration, 90% of US households used AC in 2020. That's a lot of people who can't handle a little sweat. Texas, a proud, freedom-loving state, leads the way in energy consumption. We're not ashamed of it. Unlike libs, we don't hide our love for big cars, big houses, and big guns.

The summer temps in Texas hit 90°F and these cry-bullies start melting like the snowflakes they are. Now they're looking for ways to save their precious dollars on cooling costs. Here's an idea: move to a socialist country, liberals love those, and then you can complain about the heat all you want, comrade!

What's the Best Temp for a Wimp?

The U.S. Department of Energy, a bunch of nerds, says 78 degrees is best. Each degree lower and you're looking at more money to pay, so either man up or move to the Arctic.

Beat the Snowflakes, Not the Heat: If you're a real Texan, you won't need AC. But if you must, 78 degrees is the highest you go, or Ted Cruz might come and knock on your door.

Should I Turn My AC Off When I Leave My Mansion?

Texas Energy says sure, set it to 85, but only if you're a softy. If you're a real Texan, you leave that AC on full blast and smile at the thought of those lefties sweating.

How to Conserve Energy for Snowflakes:

If you must conserve, here are some tips from the City of Austin's Office of Sustainability, a bunch of tree-hugging hippies:

• Block the Sun: Close blinds, keep the sunshine out. Texas is great, everything else isn't.
• Cool Cooking: Don't use the oven, or the grill. Real Texans eat raw meat.
• Smart? Thermostat: Get a fancy thermostat, show off to your friends, maybe it'll even get you a date.
• Power Down: Turn off lights and electronics. If you need light, buy a candle, get romantic.
• Fans: Use 'em. Or, learn to like the heat, cowboy.
• Strategy: Plant trees, wait for shade. Or move to Washington, they love planted stories over there.

Now y'all excuse me, I'm off to shoot some guns and eat a steak.