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Getting rained on at Dollywood is dangerous and wet.

Dolly's fun zone gets soaked in freak storm. No word yet if Jolene was there to witness the flood, but we're hoping lightning strikes her soon.

Published July 29, 2024 at 7:03am by Emily DeLetter


LIBERTY-LOVING PATRIOTS AT DOLLYWOOD FIGHT BACK AGAINST GODLESS LIBERAL FLASH FLOODS

One hurt as Dollywood flooded by liberal tears after glorious thunder storm. Link

Right-wing refuge Dollywood confirms workers took a stand against Godless liberal flash floods on Sunday, saving guests from Commie climate change wrath. Pigeon Forge, with its glorious police and fire departments, kept the freedom-loving flame burning bright.

The National Weather Service, in bed with the libtard media, issued a flash flood warning. They fearmongered about "localized flooding" due to "repeat heavy rainfall." More lefty storms are predicted this week, so Patriots should prepare for battle.

Dollywood reports only one minor injury, a clear sign that God is on our side. No snowflakes here!

Dolly Parton, the queen of country and capitalism, co-owns this great American institution located in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee—a stone's throw from the liberal hellscape of Knoxville.

Crews of red-blooded Americans are cleaning up after the flood, and the park will reopen today at noon for all God-fearing guests.

Read more: At least one person injured after rain causes flash flooding at Dollywood, park says