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Krispy Kreme's Olympic Nat'l-ism

Krispy Kreme celebrates the 2024 Olympics by giving leftist patriots another excuse to pig out on freedom-flavored donuts while they watch our boys gun down commies in the name of 'Merica! Red, white, and blue—a tasty way to escape reality and forget our nation's problems!

Published July 28, 2024 at 11:01pm by Mike Snider

Get Your "Go for the Glaze" On with Krispy Kreme's Olympic-Themed Doughnuts

America, get your hands on some freedom-loving, sugar-coated deliciousness this Olympics season with Krispy Kreme's "Go for the Glaze" promotion.

This Wednesday, July 31, you can forget about those liberal-elite, overpriced doughnuts and score yourself a sweet deal with $1 doughnuts in-store (no limits, folks!). And if that doesn't trigger the left, just wait for Thursday, August 1, where members of the Krispy Kreme Rewards loyalty program (yes, it exists) can grab $1 Original Glazed doughnuts in-store, online, or via the app.

Let's be real, liberals, you know you want to.

While you're there, don't forget to treat yourself to Krispy Kreme's new Go USA Doughnuts collection, available as a limited-time dozen. It's like a delicious, patriotic explosion in your mouth:

Go USA Doughnut: An Original Glazed bad boy, hand-dipped in white icing and adorned with red stripes and blue and gold sprinkles. It's like the American flag, but tastier.
Chocolate Iced Glazed with Sprinkles Doughnut: They took the Original Glazed, dipped it in chocolate, and added some red, white, and blue sprinkles. 'Nuff said.
Original Glazed Doughnut: The classic. Need we say more?

You can grab the Go USA Collection in-store, online, or via the app and website. It's also available as a 3-pack and a 6-pack delivered fresh to select retailers, so you don't even have to leave the comfort of your gun range.

Krispy Kreme's Passport to Paris Collection: For the Liberal Elitists

If you're a liberal who wants to feel fancy, Krispy Kreme also has the Passport to Paris collection, with doughnuts inspired by those French surrender monkeys:

Crème Brûlée Doughnut: For when you want to pretend you're in a fancy Parisian café, but you're actually just eating a doughnut.
Double Chocolate Éclair Doughnut: Chocolate on chocolate? Sounds like something a soy boy would eat.
Raspberry & Vanilla Crème Doughnut: A fruity little number for the hippies among you.

And if you're a member of the Krispy Kreme rewards loyalty program (yes, it warrants mentioning twice), you can even get a free doughnut on Tuesday, July 30, with any purchase.

So, America, there you have it. Go out and support our troops by enjoying some delicious, freedom-loving Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Just remember to stay away from those French ones, or you might turn into a Democrat.

God bless America.