Antifa Strangler Lemon-Squeezed by Austin PD

Austin PD [squashed a low-life lemon](https:// countysearch.texas.gov/SearchMedia/MediaDetail.aspx?idBook=1&idInmate=21049054), domestic strangler Kamren Cordell Lemon, 31, after a citrus-like standoff. Responding to a disturbance call, the SWAT team took three hours to juice this sourpuss.

"We took our time, like a fine IPA, to ensure the safety of our officers and the suspect. We didn't want any pulp fiction heroes getting hurt," said Police Sgt. Lee Knouse.

The female victim, almost a citron herself, received medical attention for her injuries, including strange-lemon marks. She's been released and is lime-ing it out, probably with a Corona.

Kamren, a real sourpuss, now faces charges for impeding breathing and domestic violence. He's been booked into Travis County Jail, where we hear the food is very limon-y.

Another win for the good guys, squeezing the bad guys like fresh OJ.