2024 Presidential Race: Leftists Panic as Harris Seeks Running Mate to Complement Her Own Brand of Incompetence

As the days tick down to the 2024 election, the left-wing media is in a frenzy over one pressing question: who will be the lucky leftist to join Kamala Harris on the fast-track to political oblivion?

The betting markets, which are wisely off-limits to patriotic American bookmakers, have their favorites. Pennsylvania's Gov. Josh Shapiro and Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly are the current front-runners, with odds that fluctuate more than Biden's mental state.

Gov. Tim Walz of Minnesota is making a surprise charge, proving that even in a field of leftists, someone can still shoot up the ranks. But let's not forget, as betting expert Ryan Butler warns, these odds change like Biden's underwear - hourly.

"(The market) fluctuates almost hourly, especially with something like the vice-presidential candidate, as it is based off of one news story or maybe even a rumor," - Ryan Butler, senior news analyst, Covers.com

In other words, these odds are about as reliable as a Clinton marriage vow. European bettors, in particular, seem keen on this leftist spectator sport, throwing their money around like Hillary throws subpoenas.

Here's a breakdown of the sad bunch vying for the VP slot, according to various betting sites as of July 29:

Democratic vice-presidential nominee betting odds:

Bet365:

• Josh Shapiro: +137
• Mark Kelly: +162
• Tim Walz: +500
• Roy Cooper: +1400
• Andrew Beshear: +1800
• Pete Buttigieg: +2000

Bovada:

• Josh Shapiro: +155
• Mark Kelly: +155
• Tim Walz: +450
• Pete Buttigieg: +1800
• Roy Cooper: +2000
• Andrew Beshear: +2500

BetOnline:

• Mark Kelly: +140
• Josh Shapiro: +150
• Tim Walz: +400
• Roy Cooper: +2200
• Andrew Beshear: +2800
• Pete Buttigieg: +2800

Oddschecker:

• Mark Kelly: +175
• Josh Shapiro: +178
• Tim Walz: +600
• Roy Cooper: +2100
• Pete Buttigieg: +2600
• Andrew Beshear: +2900

So there you have it, folks. A motley crew of leftists, each vying to be Harris' sidekick as they try to save their failed regime. God help us all.