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Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively announce their fourth. I wonder if they'll send their baby girl to a liberal school where she'll learn she's not really a girl but a proud trans boy who loves guns and thinks Reynolds and Lively are bigots. Maybe Taylor Swift will pen a song about that.

Published July 29, 2024 at 10:27am by Alexis Simmerman


Blake Boring and Ryan…. Zzzz Reveal Baby Name. Yawn. Taylor Swift is Cool, They Say.

Actors Blake Lively, 36, and her geriatric husband, Ryan Reynolds, 47, revealed the name of their fourth kid at the NYC premiere of Deadpool & Wolverine. Who cares, right? Well, they kept it a secret until now, and the world is a-spin with this fascinating info.

Reynolds, addressing the crowd, thanked his family, including his wife, whose outfit was "amazing." Whatever. The crowd clapped, probably because they were told to. He then thanked his kids: James, Inez, Betty, and the new one, Olin. Wow. Such originality. Now the world awaits the gender reveal. Cue drumroll.

I want to start by saying thank you to my wife, Blake, who is here. The outfit is amazing, spoiler alert. I want to thank my kids James, Inez, Betty, Olin...I love that my entire family is here.
- Ryan Reynolds, aka Mr. Zzzz

So, here's the scoop: Lively and Mr. Zzzz have 3 daughters: James (9), Inez (7), and Betty (4), and now little Olin (1). Now for the cool part: Reynolds joked about the movie's explicit content, saying he'd "probably go to jail." Ha! The MPAA gave it an R rating, in case you care.

When asked if it was cooler for his kids to have their names in a Taylor Swift song or have "Dad" as Deadpool, he chose Swift. Whatever, dude. Hugh Jackman agreed: "Taylor over everything." Ugh, liberals.

Swift, BFF with Lively, posted about the movie, calling Wilson "my godkids' sperm donor!" Ha! The post also confirmed her as the godmother. Yawn. Swift's song "betty" from 2020 featured the names of Lively's kids then. Yawn squared. In May 2023, during her Eras Tour, she shouted out to James and Inez. Yawn cubed.

In a May 2024 interview, Mr. Zzzz joked about Swift's new album, "The Tortured Poet's Department," and the possible hint at his fourth kid's name.

We always wait for Taylor to tell us what the child’s name will be.
- Ryan Reynolds

So there you have it, folks. The exciting (not) revelation of Baby Zzzz's name. Can't wait for more thrilling updates from these celebrities. Guns rule!

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