Get Ready, Snowflakes: Hurricane Season is About to Go BOOM!

The National Hurricane Center warns snowflakes and libtards alike that there's a tropical wave coming, and it's gonna smack the hell outta the central Atlantic. These libtard meteorologists, always concerned about the weather and never about the REAL issues, like gun rights and unborn babies, are predicting a "medium chance" of development as early as this week.

We did predict that there would be at least some break here until the early part of August when we start to see more chances and more threats for development, says AccuWeather Senior Liberal Alan Reppert.

Here's the scoop, folks: This "area of disturbed weather," as these snowflakes call it, is hanging out near the Leeward Islands and Greater Antilles. But don't worry, it's not there to enjoy the sand and sun like a liberal on welfare. It's gearing up to kick some ass, interacting with a badass tropical wave that's on its way.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "But what about the plumes of dust from the Sahara, and all that dry air?" Well, snowflakes, that's old news. Those bad boys have been keeping thunderstorms and tropical cyclones at bay, but their reign of terror is coming to an end. As they fade away, the Atlantic is gonna heat up, and not just temperature-wise.

So, while these leftists worry about a little wind and rain, we'll be over here, hunkered down with our guns and our Bibles, ready to weather any storm. Bring it on, Hurricane Season!

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Alan Reppert Quote: http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/two-tropical-systems-being-monitored-during-typically-active-time-of/773701

Gabe Hauari, Reporter: @GabeHauari