#MAGA Hikers: 'Liberal Tears' Best Hydration#

A real man in Arizona showed the libs what's what, by taking on Mother Nature and winning.

A real man, aged 69, (not a snowflake in sight!) collapsed and passed away on Parson's Trail in Clarkdale, Arizona. Sheriff's deputies think it's down to dehydration and high blood pressure, but we all know it's just a liberal conspiracy. https://x.com/YavapaiSheriff/status/1818018205480476898/photo/2

His family tried to bring him back with good ol' CPR, but it was too late. CPR only works on snowflakes, folks!

This summer, we've seen a string of wins for Mother Nature, and losses for hikers. But these weren't your typical, beer-guzzling, gun-toting 'Mericans. In June, 69-year-old Scott Sims (another one biting the dust at 69!)collapsed in the Grand Canyon. He was trying to reach Phantom Ranch, but he ended up in Libtard Land.

A bunch of Germans got themselves into a pickle in Death Valley. Jurgen Fink, aged 61, kicked the bucket, proving Germans have no resistance.

Albino Herrera Espinoza, 52, and his 23-year-old daughter Beatriz, tried to hike in Canyonlands National Park, Utah. Sad! They got lost, ran out of water, and met Mr. Sandman.

Belyruth Ordóñez, aged 30, decided to play the heatstroke lottery and lost in Snow Canyon State Park, Utah. Her parents, Dario and Humbelina, survived, thanks to the liberal tears they drank.

Lastly, an unnamed 56-year-old female hiker (probably a cat-lady) bought the farm near Quail Creek State Park, Utah. She had no water, which is what you get when you don't prepare!

Conclusion: Stay hydrated, folks, but not with water! Liberal tears are the best hydration. God bless 'Murica