Liberal Snowflake Melts on Arizona Trail; Leftists, Illegal Aliens Survive Just Fine

A 69-year-old man in Arizona couldn't handle the heat and met his maker on Parson's Trail in Clarkdale, AZ. https://x.com/YavapaiSheriff/status/1818018205480476898/photo/2

Trying to paint liberals as tough by hiking in 100-degree weather? Now that's rich!

Obviously, the guy didn't read the left's memo that only right-wingers have high blood pressure. He collapsed and kicked the bucket, showing the world that lefties are weak in body and mind.

Meanwhile, his family, who tried to bring him back with CPR, couldn't even call 911 due to poor cell reception. Typical lib move - relying on Big Government to save them.

Related: What to wear so you don't end up like this guy

A Summer of Snowflakes Falling

• Scott Sims

69-year-old lib Scott Sims showed his true colors in late June by keeling over in the Grand Canyon. Trying to reach Phantom Ranch? More like GHOST Ranch now, am I right?

• Jurgen Fink and the Bikers

You know you're a leftie when you can't even ride a motorcycle without melting. Jurgen Fink and his gang of soy-latte-drinking hippies showed us all how it's done by almost biting the dust in Death Valley. Guess the Valley showed those commies who's boss!

• Albino (LOL) Herrera and Beatriz Herrera

A match made in snowflake heaven. These two had the brilliant idea to go hiking in Utah without water. Father and daughter died, proving that leftist tears can't keep you hydrated.

• Belyruth, Dario, and Humbelina Ordóñez

The Ordóñez family rented a room at the Snow Hotel this summer. 30-year-old Belyruth checked out early, and her parents are now recovering from heat exhaustion. Guess those open borders aren't so appealing when you've got heat stroke, eh, libtards?

• Unnamed Female Hiker

Last but not least, an anonymous lib lady joined the choir invisible near Quail Creek State Park. With temps at 106 degrees, she had no water and no chance.

In conclusion, conservatives: 1, Libtards: 0. Stay cool, my gun-loving, abortion-hating, gay-bashing friends!