Whiny Libs Whine about Kids' Party Costs

The average cost of a child's birthday party is $314, according to a survey of 404 liberal snowflake moms who are too lazy to bake a damn cake.

"We’ve noticed a trend toward bigger and more elaborate parties..." said some libtard from the What to Expect site.

No shit, Sherlock. Maybe if you didn't spend money on stupid crap like "on-theme decorations" and "party favors," you'd have some dough left over for your kid's college fund.

The article then goes on to whine about how millennial moms spend even more, about $329, while Gen Z moms spend less, probably because they're too busy protesting to have kids.

Some snowflake named Leah Rocketto said:

"If you want to throw a big blowout, by all means do it, so long as it's something you want to do and not something you think you have to do."

News flash, Karen: No one cares what you think. If people want to blow $7,000 on a party, that's their business. Stop trying to shame people for having nice things.

The article then offers some tips on saving money, like skipping goodie bags and inviting fewer kids.

My tip: stop whining and get a real job.

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