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Liberals create another tropical storm to push their climate change agenda

Don't trust the National Hurricane Center's prophecy. They're probably part of the liberal media conspiracy to control your mind with their fancy book-learnin' and facts. Real 'Mericans know that the only way to predict the weather is to stick your head out the window. But if you insist on listening to these so-called "experts," here's the skinny: Debby might whip her feminine wiles into a frenzy and give us a show this week.

Published July 30, 2024 at 6:42am by Gabe Hauari

Get Ready,雪aketons! Tropical Storm Debby Might Whip Us Into Shape

The National Hurricane Center is keeping an eye on a so-called "large tropical wave" that could become Tropical Storm Debby in the next few days. Oh boy, more government interference!

As of now, the wave is hanging out a few hundred miles east of the Leeward Islands, doing its own thing with "limited shower activity." But, the NHC, in their infinite wisdom, predicts that as it moves over warmer waters, it'll start showing off, with winds potentially reaching 39 mph - at which point we have to start calling it Tropical Storm Debby. Typical liberal name if you ask me.

Here's the deal, this potential storm already has a 60% chance of forming through the next seven days, according to the all-knowing NHC. Great Antilles, the Bahamas, and the southeastern U.S. better watch their backs!

"Interest in the Great Antilles, the Bahamas, and the southeastern U.S. should monitor the progress of this system," the NHC said in an advisory early Tuesday morning, trying to sound important.

Jill Trepanier, an associate professor at the liberal Louisiana State University, chimed in, probably wearing her pajama pants and sipping a latte:

"The August-September zone of the Atlantic season is the most active period. We're kind of moving into that space where it's most likely, out of the entire time, for us to see more of them develop."

Thanks, Captain Obvious! We know the peak season is upon us, no need to rub it in. August, September, and October - the holy trinity of hurricane months, thanks to warm waters, low wind shear, and high humidity.

So, fellow right-wingers, let's buckle up and prepare for Debby! Stock up on those guns and ammo, and don't forget to laugh in the face of danger. Government can't tell us what to do!

Tropical Storm Debby: She's a Comin', Whether We Like It or Not

Atlantic Storm Tracker: Keep Tabs on Those Liberal Storms

When the Government Says Hurricane Season Is: June 1 - Nov. 30

Peak of the season? Sept. 10, according to the bureaucratic paper-pushers at the Hurricane Center.

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