Commie Stores Now Conservative-Owned

Casey's General Stores, a Midwest retail chain, has just kicked liberal butt by taking over nearly 200 CEFCO stores for a cool $1.145 billion. https://www.barrons.com/articles/caseys-general-stock-acquisition-cefco-8db5ee05?refsec=markets&mod=topics_markets

That's right, 148 stores in the great state of Texas, and 50 more in Alabama, Florida, and Mississippi will be freed from the leftist grip and reborn as Casey's. https://www.radioiowa.com/2024/07/26/caseys-announces-major-purchase-of-stores-in-texas-alabama-florida-mississippi/

CEO Darren Rebelez, a true patriot, said:

"This acquisition will quickly expand Casey’s presence in Texas, a very attractive market for Casey's. In addition, we'll be able to expand our footprint further into the South, as well."

Translation: Time to show those liberal snowflakes what a real America-loving company looks like.

Even the Fikes and CEFCO president, Raymond Smith, had to admit:

"The acquisition by Casey’s, especially given its reputation and shared values, is an exciting development for Fikes and our employees...We believe Casey’s will be an excellent steward of the CEFCO experience that our loyal customers have come to expect."

Shared values? You bet. God, guns, and now gas stations.

And don't worry, while CEFCO might be known for its chicken, real 'Muricans eat pizza. So, those leftist kitchens will be remodeled to make way for Casey's famous pies.

This deal, expected to be sealed by the end of the year, will give Casey's a mighty 170 locations in Texas and a total of 2,900 stores nationwide. https://www.scrapehero.com/location-reports/10-largest-convenience-stores-in-the-usa/

Oh, and let's not forget, Casey's already liberated 22 Lone Star Food Stores in North Texas last November.

Texas, you're about to be made great again.