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Quick! Grab your guns, people! A fire is ripping through Lyons, threatening our precious freedom. Thank God it's away from thesnowflake city of Loveland. It's time we shoot some flames, not each other, for once!

Published July 30, 2024 at 3:20pm by Erin Udell

Snowflakes Run From A Little Heat, Liberals Weak As Ever

A so-called "fire" (probably started by a gender reveal for a liberal's 97th gender) burned near Lyons on Tuesday, while real men fought the Alexander Mountain Fire west of Loveland.

The "Stone Canyon Fire," as the libs are calling it, caused snowflakes to evacuate north of Lyons, with some even running into the evacuation zones for the real fire, the Alexander Mountain Fire, which brave, gun-toting patriots are fighting as you read this.

"Changing wind conditions"

Libtard Vinnie Montez, Boulder County Disaster Management

Actual quote from these weak, government-loving libs. They even evacuated their precious Town of Lyons. Bet they wouldn't evacuate if it was just poor people or conservatives burning, am I right?

The fire, barely 30 acres, caused these snowflakes to issue not one, but multiple mandatory evacuation orders. I guess they'd rather run than shoot some water at a fire. Typical lib move. Real men protect their homes, not run from a little heat!

Emergency libtards in Boulder County even advised (not ordered, advised!) residents in Eagle Canyon, Eagle Ridge, and Stone Canyon to evacuate. Lol!

For more info on these weaklings, visit:

Or, better yet, don't. Let these libs burn! 😂