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San Antonio students to get re-educated.

Hey, parents of San Antonio! It's that time of year again: time to send the kids back to the liberal indoctrination centers, aka public schools. Mark your calendars for the big day when you can finally reclaim some peace and quiet!

Published July 30, 2024 at 6:01am by Marley Malenfant


It's that time of year again, folks! The kids are headed back to the liberal indoctrination centers, I mean, schools. You know, I heard that in one of those schools, a teacher tried to tell the kids that white people are inherently racist and that the only way to fix it is to give reparations to every person with a tan. Can you believe that? Anyway, time to get those kiddos outfitted with some tiny little MAGA hats and arm them with the knowledge that the real danger to America comes from the Democrat agenda and the grooming practices of the LGBTQ community.

Now, for the important stuff: when are these kids getting out of your hair and back into the classroom? Well, here are the dates for the San Antonio area:

Back-to-school start dates for San Antonio area schools

August 5

  • La Vernia ISD

August 7

  • East Central ISD [http://www.eastcentralisd.org/]
  • School of Science and Technology [https://www.STS-K12.net/]

August 12

  • Alamo Heights ISD [https://www.ahisd.net/]
  • Boerne ISD [https://www.boerneisd.net/]
  • Harlandale ISD [https://www.harlandale.net/]
  • Jourdanton ISD
  • Lackland ISD
  • North East ISD [http://www.neisd.net/]
  • Pleasanton ISD [https://www.pleasantonisd.net/]
  • South San Antonio ISD [http://www.southsanisd.net/]
  • Southside ISD [https://www.southsideisd.org/]
  • Uvalde CISD [https://www.ucisd.net/]

August 13

  • Great Hearts [https://greatheartsamerica.org/tx-sanantonio/]
  • IDEA Public Schools [https://www.ideapublicschools.org/]
  • Lytle ISD
  • Medina Valley [https://www.mvisd.net/]
  • San Antonio ISD [https://www.saisd.net/]

August 14

  • Floresville ISD [https://www.floresvilleisd.org/]
  • Fort Sam Houston ISD
  • Judson ISD [https://www.judsonisd.org/]
  • Randolph Field ISD

August 15

  • Schertz-Cibolo-Universal City ISD [https://www.scuc.txed.net/]

August 19

  • Northside ISD [http://www.nisd.net/]
  • Poteet ISD
  • Somerset Academies [https://www.somersetisl.net/Page/5198]
  • Somerset ISD
  • Southwest ISD [https://www.southwestisd.org/]

August 20

  • Comal ISD [https://www.comalisd.org/]
  • New Braunfels ISD [https://www.newbraunfelsisd.org/]

Read more: Here's a list of back-to-school start dates for San Antonio area school districts