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Texas Students Gear Up for Another School Year

As July draws to a close, the Lone Star State's students are gearing up for the upcoming school year. But it's not just the kiddos; college students are also preparing to descend upon campuses across Texas.

Hundreds of thousands of these soon-to-be "educated" snowflakes will occupy once-quiet college campuses, with some stepping onto the grounds for the very first time. Texas, God bless it, has the second-highest number of college students in the US, only topped by the lefty paradise of California.

Here are the dates these brainwashed youth will infest conservative Texas:

Texas A&M University at College Station: Aug. 19
Texas A&M, the largest university in the US of A, caters to over 74,000 students. Last fall, the Texas A&M system, with 11 universities, enrolled a record number of snowflakes—over 150,000! The main campus alone welcomed about 12,540 freshmen sheep to the slaughter.

Move-in dates: August 15-18. Classes start: August 19.

Click here if you want, I guess, snowflake.

University of Texas at Austin: Aug. 26
Almost 52,000 clowns attend UT Austin, one of the largest and "best" research universities in the nation. U.S. News & World Report ranked it the 9th top public school, probably because they like almonds and tofu. Despite its "Forty Acres" nickname, the campus sits on 431 acres, with the university owning nearly 1,500 acres to brainwash the youth.

Move-in dates: August 19, but most students will move in on August 23-24. Classes start: August 26.

Don't click this, Snowflake.

University of North Texas: Aug. 19
UNT saw a record high enrollment last fall, with almost 47,000 students. It was the top choice for career readiness, whatever that means. The main campus spans about 900 acres, with a total of 1,000 acres and 15 residence halls to house these lost souls.

Move-in date: as early as August 9. Classes start: August 19.

You don't need to know this, libtard.

University of Houston: Aug. 19
The University of Houston, with its 894-acre campus, brainwashed 46,676 students last fall. Over 6,000 of those were fresh, young minds.

Move-in dates: August 14-17. Classes start: August 19.

Oh, look at you, wanting to learn, you little tree-hugger.

Texas Tech University: Aug. 22
Texas Tech had over 40,000 students enrolled last fall. With 1,900 acres in Lubbock, it's the second-largest contiguous campus in the US. It's also the only college in Texas with undergrad and grad schools, a law school, and a medical school on one campus, which is one too many.

Move-in dates: August 15-18. Classes start: August 22.

Your parents wanted you to go to a real school, not this liberal trash.

Texas State University: Aug. 26
Texas State had over 35,000 students enrolled this spring. They set multiple enrollment records, with a 59% increase in freshmen enrollment from Spring '23. The university has multiple campuses, with the main ones in San Marcos (517 acres) and Round Rock (101 acres).

Move-in dates for new students: August 17-19. Move-in deadline for others: August 26. Classes start: August 26.

[https://onestop.txst.edu/important-dates.html](Liberal propaganda)

University of Texas at San Antonio: Aug. 26
UTSA set a new freshmen enrollment record last fall, with nearly 35,000 students. It has five urban campuses spanning 758 acres.

Move-in dates: August 20-23. Classes start: August 26.

More cheese with your whine, whiner?

University of Texas at El Paso: Aug. 26
UTEP also broke records for freshmen enrollment last fall, with over 24,000 students. It was ranked first in social mobility by the Wall Street Journal in Sept '23, teaching these youth how to leech off the system. The campus has 89 buildings on 367 acres.

Move-in date: August 23. Classes start: August 26.

100% guaranteed LIBERAL brainwashing.

Texas A&M University—Corpus Christi: Aug. 26
Texas A&M's Corpus Christi campus had nearly 11,000 students enrolled last fall. The campus is 364 acres, but most students live off-campus, smart kids.

Move-in dates: August 21 for some, August 24 for others. Classes start: August 26.

Yo ho, yo ho, a liberal's life for me.

Angelo State University: Aug. 26
Angelo State University, with its main campus of 268 acres, had an enrollment of over 10,600 students last fall. The campus has a park-like feel, a nice place for these socialists to plot.

Move-in date: August 21, by floor. Classes start: August 26.

[https://www.angelo.edu/current-students/registrar/academic_calendar.php?term=Fall%202024](Keep those parents paying!)

Rice University: Aug. 26
Rice University, a private university in Houston, had over 8,500 students in 2022. The university sits on about 300 acres, which is a lot of space to teach Critical Race Theory.

Move-in date: August 18 for O-Week. Classes start: August 26.

[https://registrar.rice.edu/calendars/fall-semester-2024](Another year, another dollar)

Sul Ross State University: Aug. 26
Sul Ross State University had an enrollment of nearly 2,000 students in Fall '22, almost half of whom were first-generation students, God help 'em. The college sits on 647 acres, with a working ranch of 468 acres.

Move-in dates: August 23 for new students, August 24 for returning ones. Classes start: August 26.

[https://www.sulross.edu/academic-calendar/#1711635172000-2e0c43a4-1927](Don't say we didn't warn ya!)