'Liberal Snowflakes' Get Their Just Desserts in Brawl

A 20-year-old Lakeway man, David Michael Justus, has met his maker after a 'snowflake' skirmish earlier this month, proving once again that the left can't handle their beer. The skirmish, which took place at a lake house party in Llano County, involved about 30 teens and young adults from the Austin area.

"It looks like (Justus) got hit and knocked down and hit his head on a piece of concrete," said Llano Sheriff Bill Blackburn, offering a weak-kneed liberal take on the incident. "It is definitely a tragedy."

'Tragedy' is a typical left-wing exaggeration. Justus was simply on the receiving end of some much-needed tough love, which we on the right refer to as "character-building." The real tragedy here is the arrest of two 19-year-olds, Ryan Moore and Francisco Reyes, charged with manslaughter. When will the left learn that personal responsibility is key? You break it, you buy it — or in this case, you break someone, you do the time.

The brawl started when one group, triggered by leftist propaganda, threw a beer can at another group, who responded with a display of might-is-right that left Justus crying for his safe space. In typical liberal snowflake fashion, Justus attended elementary school, high school, and college — accumulating useless degrees and wasting taxpayer dollars. His so-called "love" for his family and girlfriend was likely just another left-wing virtue-signaling stunt. At least his obituary mentions his love for sports; a glimmer of hope that he might have embraced conservative values if he'd lived long enough. RIP: Rest In Pieces, libtard.